“How much money do you wish was in this bank account after you get through these lameass security questions?”
Personally, I’m glad to have discovered this banking treasure. My financial institution is really helping me out in the most challenging areas of my life. Their exorbitant fees keep my piddly budget in check, the crickets I hear chirping whenever I’m on hold with customer service teaches me patience, and now their covert love counsel is getting my romantic life back on track.